Crap

Mmmm...Crap..The word that symbolizes shit(-___-)

Used in sentences such as

"Oh crap"

"Crap"

"Crap i forgot to bring my book"

And many more...Ok..Who am i kidding..So what if i dun have any ideas for my blog? Its not such a big deal!!! right? I`m right aren`t i?

Ok then...Lets have an imaginary conversation.... Lets put those rich decorated and to date handphones to use... Will you? No.. Cause you can`t do it...Well enough about that... I have no idea what i`m talking about....Zzz...

Ok then..I`m here to talk about my family at school...XD Get yourself ready for the best (lamest )
lesson of your life!!!
P.S:Not for faint hearted people

Ok my family started with:-

Grandpapa Pingu(Choo Quan)+Baboon(Shalini)

John Low Jian Weng(Biological son)

But...Pingu killed Faruq dad by hugging him causing his acidic sweat to pass through him and melting his whole body...he then killed Guo Yao dad...It happened when Guo yao`s dad(A ver honorable man)was cleaning the toilet with the toothbrush...Everyday he clean toilet with toothbrush..Who`s toothbrush? Grandpa Pingu`s toothbrush...And Pingu feeling angry pass motioned on top of him...poor Guo Yao dad..It melted through his heart and he died of hati berlubang....He adopted Faruq and Guo Yao so they won`t know... but They found out when Choo Quan was talking in his sleep...

Which brings us to.....

Grandparents: Grandpapa Pingu(Choo Quan)+Baboon(Shalini)

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Uncles/Aunties: John Low Jian Weng(Biological son) Faruq and Jeremy(Guo Yao)

But Faruq and Guo Yao led a sad life...

Situation:

Pingu:Oi..Gay guy...Wash dishes!!
Guo Yao:No!! I wan play PsP!!
Pingu:I say wash dishes!!!(While beating Guo Yao up with umbrella)
Guo Yao(Cowers):Ok ok!! I wash dishes
Pingu:You lucky i no take out samurai sword and cut your penis like your stupid nephew`s father!!(He means my dad..He left me in orphanage...)

He was so desperate that he almost stripped them both down naked and **** them...(Sorry if this is going toooooo far for you)

Years later...

Grandparents: Grandpapa Pingu(Choo Quan+Baboon(Shalini)

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Uncles/Aunties:John Low Jian Weng(Biological son) Faruq(+ Ling Hui + Chair) Jeremy(GuoYao)

Cousins: Li Jean

Lol...So far how?

Anyway...Later on...

ling Hui cheat on Faruq and sleeps with his neighbour/best friends a.k.a Victor Pang...XD

Faruq then disowns Li Jean and Pang takes her in...

Lol...Here`s how it looks like...

Grandpapa Pingu(Choo Quan+Baboon(Shalini)

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John Low Jian Weng(Biological son) Faruq Victor(+ Ling Hui) Jeremy(GuoYao)

Li Jean(+ Avatar a.k.a. Yong Qiang and currently pregnant)



And then Choo Quan divorced Shalini and went for Shu Mei..XD XD

Grandpapa Pingu(Choo Quan)+ Shu Mei
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John Low Jian Weng(Biological son) Faruq Victor(+ Ling Hui) Jeremy(GuoYao)

Li Jean(+ Avatar a.k.a. Yong Qiang and currently pregnant)

And thats how my family tree goes....XD

To Be Continued...

Credits: The students of 3Melur!!!

Faruq
Pang
Guo Yao
Me

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Hey kids!!! Its time to deprieve you of your time and waste your life away by reading this pathetic blog!!! How does that sound? Fun eh?

Lol...Anyway......Today got school....I was thiniking like hey?Why should i waste my life playing the ps2 and chatting? I should waste my life in school instead!!! YEAH!!!!! Anyway.... I went to school and my class had the most attendence..Like wtf???

20 people came....Lol...But the afternoon session so kuai!!!

Almost 100% i think....Lol...All you people who say nak datang tak datang pun!!!

Lol.... It was damn boring...All the teachers teaching oso you know...So those who din come gets left behind on homeowrk...-______-


Lol...All the ideas to write my blog is like gone!!!

Happenings

Weeeelllll.....

Many things are happning...My schedule is tight on somdays..And i mean really tight....

Monday:

Morning:School
Afternoon:Basketball training
Night:Tuition

Tuesday

Morning:School
Aftrnoon:Karate
Night:Tuition

Wednesday(FREEDOM DAY!!!)

Morning:School
Afternoon:Nothing
Night:Nothing

Thursday

Morning:School
Afternoon:Tuition
Night:Nothing

Friday

Morning:School
Afternoon:Leo and basketball training
Night:Tuition

ZZz.....I know most of you have tighter schedules...XD Thats unlucky for you..Haha!!!
Lol....Anyway....

Lalalalalalalalalaaalalaalaalala...Damn bored weh....

Oh...Lol...Today in school arh?

Stayed back after school for awhile to play bball...Lol...My team against Joshua Jared team...Yeah...That tall dude who`s really good?

Uh-huh...Him...Lol...Win or lose? Of course lah lose!!! Choi!!!

Anyting i missed out?

Tagged!!

So many tags now adays....-__________________________-

This tag seems familiar....

Anyway...

List the first 10 people in your mind and say first 2 things you can think of about them...

1.Pang-Loud and funny
2.Faruq-Funny and hyper
3.Choo Quan-Fat and penguin like
4.Syaza-Likes sweets and is a cat lover
5.Aqilah-Likes chocolate and is heavier than me(XD)
6.Julia-Likes sweets and is heavier than me(XD)
7.Joon Keit-Business man and is good at games
8.Mun Hong-Tall and a good bballer
9.Shu Run-Easily ticked off and short
10.Pamela-Dosen`t need to lose weight and quiet?

LOL!!!

How did you meet number 1?(Pang)
School

What was your first impresion of him/her?
Waaaayyyy too hyper and in desperate need of tranquilizers

How about number 5?(Aqilah)
School again

First impresion?
Smart

Number 7?(Joon Keit)
SCHOOL!!!!!

First impresion?
Good at selling stuff...Haha...

Which is the coolest amongst the 10?
Mun Hong

Why?
I dunno... I think everyone would agree right? Except Faruq i think...

Which would you never want to make angry?
Pang...Defintely Pang...

Why?
Lol....Need i say more?

Erm...Its been a long time since i updated...(Never used that line before)

Anyway...This week has been erm...Some what eventful for me...Seriously... Basketball tryouts,tuition,school....So i`ve come up with one simple soluton....Schooldays=Hell....Makes sense? Of course it does.....

Let me list the days in agonizing details....

Monday:
Nothing happened except for perhimpunan...-___-

Tuesday:
Club and Persatuan meeting....Leo was full...LOL!!!! Obviously!!!

Anyway...The B.O.D asked us to itroduce ourselfs...-____-

Blah blah blah...

Wednesday:
Permainan...When teacher was reading it out i was thinking like crap...Wheres bowling? Pang asked and it turns out Mr Sim forgot to put it in the list...-_____________________-

Etc etc etc...Pang is the AJK for form 3...

Thursday:
Basketball school tryouts...pang came late....And coach was just givinga speech just on punctuality....-____-

Neways....We were asked to do some basic things.... Those who were good were pullled out...Then those who weren`t were asked to 1 on 1 each other...After a while coach pulled Aiman out to play...Like WTF!!!! How to win? He beat 2 people without breaking a sweat...Then coach asked Too Hard ar?? LOL!!!! OBVIOUSLY!!! DUH!!!!

Then he said ok...AND PULLED WEN CHUEN OUT!!! You know...The tall skinny dude... He did the same as Aiman...Then coach said the same thing...Clueless isn`t he? Then he pulled Leonard out...-__________- To face me....-_______-

I was lucky cause Leonard stumbled...XD

So i got pulled out...Did he stumble? Lol...Everyone says no...only him...-_________-

Friday:
Measured my weight and height.... 164cm and 45kg... And you know what? Syaza,Aqilah and Julia are heavier then me....Welll....Thats normal right? Not to me!!! Syaza i like shorter than me but heavier than me...-______- I`ve been eating and average of 5 FULL plates of food a day and i never grew even 1 kg!!! -________- And people like Ben Sern have no problem marking me in basketball because he`s bigger and i can`t screen against him.....
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