Crap

Mmmm...Crap..The word that symbolizes shit(-___-)

Used in sentences such as

"Oh crap"

"Crap"

"Crap i forgot to bring my book"

And many more...Ok..Who am i kidding..So what if i dun have any ideas for my blog? Its not such a big deal!!! right? I`m right aren`t i?

Ok then...Lets have an imaginary conversation.... Lets put those rich decorated and to date handphones to use... Will you? No.. Cause you can`t do it...Well enough about that... I have no idea what i`m talking about....Zzz...

Ok then..I`m here to talk about my family at school...XD Get yourself ready for the best (lamest )
lesson of your life!!!
P.S:Not for faint hearted people

Ok my family started with:-

Grandpapa Pingu(Choo Quan)+Baboon(Shalini)

John Low Jian Weng(Biological son)

But...Pingu killed Faruq dad by hugging him causing his acidic sweat to pass through him and melting his whole body...he then killed Guo Yao dad...It happened when Guo yao`s dad(A ver honorable man)was cleaning the toilet with the toothbrush...Everyday he clean toilet with toothbrush..Who`s toothbrush? Grandpa Pingu`s toothbrush...And Pingu feeling angry pass motioned on top of him...poor Guo Yao dad..It melted through his heart and he died of hati berlubang....He adopted Faruq and Guo Yao so they won`t know... but They found out when Choo Quan was talking in his sleep...

Which brings us to.....

Grandparents: Grandpapa Pingu(Choo Quan)+Baboon(Shalini)

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Uncles/Aunties: John Low Jian Weng(Biological son) Faruq and Jeremy(Guo Yao)

But Faruq and Guo Yao led a sad life...

Situation:

Pingu:Oi..Gay guy...Wash dishes!!
Guo Yao:No!! I wan play PsP!!
Pingu:I say wash dishes!!!(While beating Guo Yao up with umbrella)
Guo Yao(Cowers):Ok ok!! I wash dishes
Pingu:You lucky i no take out samurai sword and cut your penis like your stupid nephew`s father!!(He means my dad..He left me in orphanage...)

He was so desperate that he almost stripped them both down naked and **** them...(Sorry if this is going toooooo far for you)

Years later...

Grandparents: Grandpapa Pingu(Choo Quan+Baboon(Shalini)

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Uncles/Aunties:John Low Jian Weng(Biological son) Faruq(+ Ling Hui + Chair) Jeremy(GuoYao)

Cousins: Li Jean

Lol...So far how?

Anyway...Later on...

ling Hui cheat on Faruq and sleeps with his neighbour/best friends a.k.a Victor Pang...XD

Faruq then disowns Li Jean and Pang takes her in...

Lol...Here`s how it looks like...

Grandpapa Pingu(Choo Quan+Baboon(Shalini)

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John Low Jian Weng(Biological son) Faruq Victor(+ Ling Hui) Jeremy(GuoYao)

Li Jean(+ Avatar a.k.a. Yong Qiang and currently pregnant)



And then Choo Quan divorced Shalini and went for Shu Mei..XD XD

Grandpapa Pingu(Choo Quan)+ Shu Mei
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John Low Jian Weng(Biological son) Faruq Victor(+ Ling Hui) Jeremy(GuoYao)

Li Jean(+ Avatar a.k.a. Yong Qiang and currently pregnant)

And thats how my family tree goes....XD

To Be Continued...

Credits: The students of 3Melur!!!

Faruq
Pang
Guo Yao
Me